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Recent Movie Reviews

Obama Porno Movie Obama Porno Movie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You had to post this on an alt?

Its so beautufil though!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

There are two Parry Grip songs on the frontpage

Good for him... and autotune.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are best animator

Please continue to

Hulalaoo responds:

yes sir Jarvid

Recent Game Reviews

Tower of Heaven Tower of Heaven

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Know the kid who made this game

Was just in the car coming home from cheesecake factory bro night, we were talking about indie games and one friend mentioned tower of heaven., and he piped up and said that he made it. Brought back a lot of memories of the beautiful Dave Zhang and his Cave Story fetish. Remembered planning a game with the creator "Tadakuni Amano" but then quit when the design plan changed from side scrolling beat em' up to platformer. Sadly the Jake Metchick fight em all game will never be made.
About the game, the things I like about the graphics are more due to the fact that I remember seeing Zhang make them in between doing cave story photoshop paintings. There is a lot of depth to his skills as an artist. The color scheme is fantastic in it's minimalistic approach and how well he uses the limited palette he set out for. He also has a beautiful voice.
The guy who programmed and designed the game originally is a goof. Buy his rap album Dank or Die if you get the chance.

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Sudoku! Sudoku!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very nice...

Nice enough to be stolen by a site that rhymes with peeBong's.

I digress into the review, Its cool that there are a lot of randomly generated sudokus, and that had i cool 3d intro, and, and and, and ect...

There are a lot of sudoku games but this one had more style in the setup of it. What was that thing with the score it was constantly going up.... well... good job!

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Zen1th responds:

Thanks for the concern mate, I know it has been stolen a lot, the funny thing about it is though that the version that resides here is not optimal. As you've probably read in other reviews it sometimes ends up with situations where you can have multiple solutions. The version that resides on my own website (which is protected from thievery), does not have that problem ;). Kind of the one positive thing that comes with the bug I guess.

The counting up was a little decision thing. I decided to make the score get higher instead of lower over time and the lower your score the better.

Novice tutorial(Sprites)¹ Novice tutorial(Sprites)¹

Rated 0 / 5 stars


Curve fit: pixels

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Recent Audio Reviews

[KKK99] Get Fucked [KKK99] Get Fucked

Rated 5 / 5 stars



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karlkoolkid1999b responds:

btw not troll

Simple Percussion Phase Simple Percussion Phase

Rated 3 / 5 stars

lol 666 listens

The song sucked though. And heres why
boring repetitive no substance terrible progression

Nav - Annoying Shit Nav - Annoying Shit

Rated 5 / 5 stars


For what may have been lost in translation, he said:

I id not like the start and the rest of the song, I found it very messy and noisy, for the effort you put in I give you 4 stars, I ain't sorry you jewcuntknickers.

His exact words

Nav responds:

Stop leaving spam reviews.

Recent Art Reviews

shadowy shadowy

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pubes shading

When you shade in the random form of pubes you lose a sense of depth. Shade with the curve of the object.

You never win at tetris You never win at tetris

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That violet patch on its eye

The only aesthetic flaw I can see.
Cool picture, cool tones. And warm tones too. hhahahahaha

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LaserKarl responds:

Yeah, thats something i should've spent more time on.

Thank you!

Want a balloon? Want a balloon?

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

You did a good job

Nice style, paid attention to details, a little too much color for pixel but its all good.