Jarvid's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[[KKK99] Get Fucked]

THIS IS SO TERRIBLE ITS FUNNY

UR THA BEST TROLL EVAR UR SO FUNNEH

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

thx
btw not troll

[Simple Percussion Phase]

lol 666 listens

The song sucked though. And heres why
boring repetitive no substance terrible progression

[Nav - Annoying Shit]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

For what may have been lost in translation, he said:

I id not like the start and the rest of the song, I found it very messy and noisy, for the effort you put in I give you 4 stars, I ain't sorry you jewcuntknickers.

His exact words

Nav responds:

Stop leaving spam reviews.

[Nav - Ecstasy]

Is this part of the techyes movement?

It's sweeping the internet

Nav responds:

I know!

[Nav - Deathwish [Full Ver.]]

da drums they need it

morre boom your droms r lik boo boo bam boo boo ba Splooge but it shold be boom boom bam sploogem MORE BASS put in star wars samples

Nav responds:

...k

[Nav - Perfection (v. 2)]

Wow

Quite an improvement from "v. 1" with those god wafflle drums.
You've inspired me to go deprive myself of sleep working for justin stuff.
I'm gonna play rythm games until i get tired and start to hallucinate, then rub my fists against my eyes and draw what I see.

Nav responds:

uhhhhhhhhhh

David, I thought you hated NG?

[Nav - Quantum Fire]

This reese has died inside of all your friends.

Great sound, I just can't get past that reese it seemed so awesome the first time I heard, it's still awesome but it's stale, leaving nothing but that gritty too hot to touch frosting that dnb has but Only in a metaphorical sense.
The intro was long when I first heard it maybe because the oh so familiar build techniques you had used in your trance songs (DBLETEREDADED!) Drums go up, and drums go down. Although the build has that creepy smoldering wasteland, WITH MONSTER BABIES, environment that introduces a new element that should occur in every song succeeding this: Composition.
When the build breaks I here that reese I have always imagined as a empty hallway roaming drasiliskorgan (dragon+basilisk+medusa), that eats the children. Instead this monster roams some desolate desert basin that trembles at the sheer monstruo con cabellos de serpiente of it all.
And the MAIN PARTED had music in it, that's when the monster is galloslithering across the desert and attacks the Town, It's breath tore holes in the ground and set people on fire from the inside defying the laws of physics. But when this breaks it skewers at least 50 men in a pub and it starts munchin' and two steppin'. Just the two steps and those sine wavesque sounds that go UUP ANNND DOOWN. Then he goes trailing off back to his cave and drops into a hole.
You keep your hands off those autotuners youngboy I will tear your sole, soul, and face in halves. Let's recap what we've learned today: I'm the walrus: Jacob made a song.

Nav responds:

I see. Quite a review... THe first sentence makes sense actually, however the rest is... somewhat comprehensible with a bit of thought.

Thanks for the review!

[Nav - Omega]

With another reference from babe.

NAVIJ IS A SHEEPDOG!

Nav responds:

lewlz

[{Hardcore Till I Die} RMX]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG!

Amazing, bravo, win, epic, nightwish, 1337, hardcore, SKEET, 69... So many words needed to describe.

dj-skeetskeet-69 responds:

well thank you <3