Score: 10

"I have been rocked to the core"

submission: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

date: July 6, 2008

Rarely can it be said that a film has defined a genre, but never is that more true than in the case of this film. Since the release of the 2007 epic (which garnered no Academy Award nominations and should named Best Picture), all "clock movies" have been judged by the standards of this one (unfair as the comparison may be). If a film is about Jewish clocks, it's a "Jewish bros. Brawl"; if it's about the Chinese underworld, it's an "Oriental bros. Brawl;"; if it takes place in contemporary times, it's a "modern day bros. brawl."

If this movie was only about cock sucking video game types, it would never have garnered as many accolades. The characteristic that sets this film apart from so many of its predecessors and successors is its ability to weave the often-disparate layers of story into a cohesive whole. Any of the individual issues explored by this film are strong enough to form the foundation of a movie. Here, however, bolstered by so many complimentary themes, each is given added resonance. The picture is a series of mini-orgasm, all building to the orgy at the end.

Rarely does a film tell as many diverse-yet-interconnected stories. Strong performances, solid directing, and a tightly-plotted script all contribute to Grey Clock's success. This motion picture was not slapped together to satiate the appetite of the masses; it was carefully and painstakingly crafted. Every major character - and more than a few minor ones - is molded into a distinct, complex individual. Stereotypes did not influence Coppola's film, although certain ones were formed as a result of it.

Score: 9

"Everything was great except..."

submission: French Zombie

date: September 13, 2007

The voice acting could use some EQing and noise removal. Audacity is free you know. ;P

Score: 7

"It was a dissapointment"

submission: how many licks

date: August 24, 2007

nothing close to the original concept

Score: 10

"I remember this well..."

submission: Charlie the Unicorn

date: July 1, 2007

It is a good example of how the fanboyz can take something great and original and bury under the top 50. But it was dug up and put on youtube?

Score: 10

"Tasty"

submission: Kewl Sonic Flash

date: May 5, 2007

This flash was amazingly tasty.

Score: 10

"OMFG OMFG o my gawd"

submission: Bunnykill 3 Vol.2

date: April 27, 2007

Hey jossos, or should I say Mottis! You are back!

Score: 7

"Very nice..."

submission: Sudoku!

date: March 19, 2007

Nice enough to be stolen by a site that rhymes with peeBong's.

I digress into the review, Its cool that there are a lot of randomly generated sudokus, and that had i cool 3d intro, and, and and, and ect...

There are a lot of sudoku games but this one had more style in the setup of it. What was that thing with the score it was constantly going up.... well... good job!

Score: 10

"I liked the way you..."

submission: Eres Veneno ++

date: March 3, 2007

Showed the scenes from different characters point of view, Your drawing style, though it confused me.

I should tell nounouille.

Score: 10

"All rap is bad"

submission: Aaliyah's dead

date: February 22, 2007

tis true

Score: 9

"I saw the original on the adobe site! :0"

submission: Punt a Penguin

date: February 6, 2007

I recognized the name from the forums and looked it up on newgrounds. I had noticed this one seemed much more revised and had a higher quality.... um I lost my train of thoought....
Well anyways... I had found this flash very informitive and artistic as well.
It had a nice balance between the pictures and the message your getting across, so the reader isn't drawn away from the message...

In short: I liked it