Score: 10

"I have been rocked to the core"

submission: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

date: July 6, 2008

Rarely can it be said that a film has defined a genre, but never is that more true than in the case of this film. Since the release of the 2007 epic (which garnered no Academy Award nominations and should named Best Picture), all "clock movies" have been judged by the standards of this one (unfair as the comparison may be). If a film is about Jewish clocks, it's a "Jewish bros. Brawl"; if it's about the Chinese underworld, it's an "Oriental bros. Brawl;"; if it takes place in contemporary times, it's a "modern day bros. brawl."

If this movie was only about cock sucking video game types, it would never have garnered as many accolades. The characteristic that sets this film apart from so many of its predecessors and successors is its ability to weave the often-disparate layers of story into a cohesive whole. Any of the individual issues explored by this film are strong enough to form the foundation of a movie. Here, however, bolstered by so many complimentary themes, each is given added resonance. The picture is a series of mini-orgasm, all building to the orgy at the end.

Rarely does a film tell as many diverse-yet-interconnected stories. Strong performances, solid directing, and a tightly-plotted script all contribute to Grey Clock's success. This motion picture was not slapped together to satiate the appetite of the masses; it was carefully and painstakingly crafted. Every major character - and more than a few minor ones - is molded into a distinct, complex individual. Stereotypes did not influence Coppola's film, although certain ones were formed as a result of it.

Score: 9

"Everything was great except..."

submission: French Zombie

date: September 13, 2007

The voice acting could use some EQing and noise removal. Audacity is free you know. ;P

Score: 7

"It was a dissapointment"

submission: how many licks

date: August 24, 2007

nothing close to the original concept

Score: 10

"Is this part of the techyes movement?"

submission: Nav - Ecstasy

date: July 1, 2008

It's sweeping the internet

Score: 10

"da drums they need it"

submission: Nav - Deathwish [Full Ver.]

date: June 25, 2008

morre boom your droms r lik boo boo bam boo boo ba Splooge but it shold be boom boom bam sploogem MORE BASS put in star wars samples

Score: 9

"Wow"

submission: Nav - Perfection (v. 2)

date: May 13, 2008

Quite an improvement from "v. 1" with those god wafflle drums.
You've inspired me to go deprive myself of sleep working for justin stuff.
I'm gonna play rythm games until i get tired and start to hallucinate, then rub my fists against my eyes and draw what I see.